Tom Haverford Translator

Translates words on the web pages you visit to phrases that Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) uses on the show Parks and Recreation.

Includes:
Fork – Food Rake
Tortilla – Bean Blankie
Root Beer – Super Water
Egg – Pre Bird
Chicken Cacciatore – Chicky Catch
Fried Chicken – Fri Fri Chicky Chick
Chicken Parm – Chicky Chicky Parm Parm
Noodle – Long Ass Rice
Cake – Big Ol’ Cookie
Air Conditioner – Cool Blasterz
Sandwiches – Sammies
Entree – Tray Tray
Dessert – Ssert
Raisin – Old Ass Grapes
Lemonade – LL Cool Ade
Soft Serve – Vanilla Ice
Nutella – Bust A Nut
Lasagna – Lazy Gaga
40s – Malt Whitmans
Milk – Cereal Sauce
Pork Chops – Oink Steak
Guacamole – Guaca Guaca Flame
Beer – Punky Brewster
Frozen Yogurt – Fro Yo Ma
Tea – Tea Pain
Celery – Celery Swank
Dumplings – Lil’ Surprises
Apple – Teacher Candy
Cocktail Wiener – Lil’ Bow Wow
Water – Hot Ice
Gum – Chew Chew Train
Boxers – Muhammad Alis
Pork Rinds – Busta Rinds
Ice Cream – Milk on the Rocks
Pork – Notorious P.I.G.

Source located here: https://github.com/climberpete/TomTranslator

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